
London Boulevard fails to avoid the numerous clichés surrounding a London based gangster film. At times it actually feels as if it welcomes them. An Urban crime drama meets 'notting hill', mixed with the characters of 'The Bodyguard' and a twist of 'Sunset Boulevard'. Not much of this script feels original. It is however well-characterised, moved with considerable style and boasts a cast that would make most of hollywood blush.
Colin Farrell stars as 'Mitchel', a london hardman just released from pentonville prison after three years for GBH (Grievous bodily harm), and has his mind set on going straight. However, very soon he's faced with the option of his previous life of crime, or a bodyguard/minder type of role for a reclusive and vunerable film superstar Charlotte (Keira Knightly). The two plot lines are predictably intertwined and our star has to fight for his love against the backdrop of his criminal past and his London crime boss(Ray Winstone).
William Monahan (The Departed screenplay), somehow fails to entice us, in what is his directorial debut. With the wealth of talent available and his own screenplay (to a best selling novel) this film could have been a massive commercial success or even a cult classic.
The film runs out of ideas after the first 20 minutes, and we are left with a stagnent plot, some overuse of the F word and our two lead roles that fail to emit even a single volt of sexual chemistry.
Farrell's baffled look throughout this film is probably the best reaction to sum it up, confused, far fetched and more loose ends than a plate of spaghetti.
Even from this disjointed film, there are some very catchy and well paced scenes, driven by a satisfactory cast and enveloped with a fantastic 60's classic soundtrack. Most noteably 'The Yardbirds' 'Heart full of soul', which is somewhat overused (but who's complaining really).
However, Farrell's constant mumbling of a fair cockney accent mixed with Keira Knightly's over exhasperated and plain take on an elegant and universally loved woman failed to leave us enthrawled. Seemingly all the best lines were given to David Thewlis who plays Knightley’s extravagantly subdued housekeeper. “I was on a children’s TV show, then methadone!”and also "If It wasn't for Monica Belluci she'd be the most raped woman in European cinema".
These witty one liners raised some hope, but the overall feeling is one that William Monahan lit the match that inevitably torched his own film.

